Science Busters - Mondverschwörung my Ass - YouTube
Super Format, vor allem dei beiden Profs.
[2016-11-03 15:07 | Oliver Gassner | Kommentare]
[Kat. glotzophon null-eins ]
I am the creepy chatter, Teil III
Tag 1
BC:
hey
OG:
OK, I assume you speak only english, this way mainly a ‘why do you want to be my contact’ thing 😉
BC
a friend
OG
If you were I would not ask 😉
BC
ok
where are you from?
OG
Why don’t you even look at my profile?
BC
am sorry
OG
Well, I guess you should try to make sense if you wanna communicate. Have we met, why have you sent a request?
BC:
i want to be a friend
OG
How?
You know freind means something else in german than in the US.
Tag 2
BC
hey
OG
Who are you?
BC
a friend
OG
I turned on your webcam, is that OK?
(Of course I did not)
BC
no
OG
Why not?
BC
am at work
Then you should turn off Facebook. Just a second. I am hacking your company computer so that your admin does not notice wehat you do.
(Of course I would not even know how to do that)
OG
Second…
Done. All clean now.
OG
You have a nice office.
BC
why are you hacking my computer
OG
Oh I hack all my friends, you know. You said you were a freind. So I took that as permission.
(That is of course a reference to “MR. ROBOT”)
BC
okay
OG
Oh I am also on the computers of all the peole in your office. Funny. are you sure they like you?
(BC blocks me ;) )
[2016-10-06 10:27 | Oliver Gassner | Kommentare]
[Kat. alltag null-eins ]
Irritate the chat spammer department, daily report
anne d
hello
The moon is in the seventh house!
anne d
I cuckoo Appoints Anne and you love to know you
Automatic translation is the opiate of the proletariat!
anne d
bah I do the translation with you but could we exchanged
You are totallly incomphensible when the hamster aligns with the donkey,
anne d
I do not understand how I’m Anne-marie I suisde the France I am in the city of Bastia and you
I am on the dark side of the moon in a secret military camp to make war against Jupiter.
anne d
bah no worries then it tell you to do acquainted ?? I am 35 years old I am single without children I live alone and you
I am 5*, have a wife and two kids and am married fpr 2* years. so I giess you wate your time, baby.
anne d
Bah yes I understand but you can just stay friends no business wasting time with you
anne • 34 Min.
You are not my frend, you are just a chat spammer with automatic translation. I assume you are not even female 😉
anne d
dsl you good luck
[2016-08-26 20:30 | Oliver Gassner | Kommentare]
[Kat. alltag null-eins ]
Cyberabad-News als E-Mail abonnieren
[2016-08-20 16:41 | Oliver Gassner | Kommentare]
[Kat. Cyberabad null-eins ]
Irritating random chatters
Jessnell Cassy
Hi Oliver,How are you doing
OG:
?
Jessnell Cassy
Yes
I hope you’re doing well right?
OG:
Nö.
Jessnell Cassy
Why dear
OG:
??
Well..Nice meeting you,I’m flendrina and you?
Are you there?
OG:
Nö.
Jessnell Cassy
Oh okay
Jessnell Cassy
hello
OG:
Please restart your computer.
Jessnell Cassy
Oh really hahaha
OG:
I can see the back of your head.
Jessnell Cassy
Oh really dear..Lol
OG:
Your doorbell rings, do you go N S E or W?
Jessnell Cassy
I restart my Desktop every 5 minute.
No
OG:
Your doorbell still rings.
Jessnell Cassy
Yes
OG:
Please clean your webcam I can hardly see you.
Jessnell Cassy
Well..i use and old Desktop with no Webcam on it.
OG:
This is why.
Jessnell Cassy
Yes
OG:
How boring.
***falls asleep
Jessnell Cassy
I hope you’re doing good right?
OG:
I ran out of my pills.
Could you fax me some?
Jessnell Cassy
What kind of pills
OG:
Any, some blue, some red preferrably.
Jessnell Cassy
Oh ok
So where do you live?
OG:
And please fax a dictionary. I am running out of words to say.
I live in this computer.
My roof is a pill box.
Jessnell Cassy
Hahahaha
You mean you live in this computer
oh my God
OG:
No, not in your computer. I live here. It is cramped, there are also elephants.
Please do not call me god, everybody else already does.
Jessnell Cassy
I didn’t call you God
OG:
You said: “Oh, my god.” So god is in your computer? Your room?
Jessnell Cassy
the reason i said,oh my God is,You said,You live in this computer and was shock
OG:
Thank you for using out AI chat service. 200 US$ have been deducted from your bank account. Your computer has been hacked. You can rebooot, now. Thanks for being our customer.
(Schweigen)
[2016-08-14 14:48 | Oliver Gassner | Kommentare]
[Kat. null-eins homo-ludens ]
Gut, dass das geklärt ist #genealogie
Wie schlimm wäre es, hätten wir nicht klare Verwandschaftsbezeichnungen.
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[Kat. alltag null-eins ]
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[Kat. alltag null-eins ]
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[Kat. glotzophon null-eins ]
Snagit hat 2014 neue Funktionen
Ich werde da auch mal etwas damit spielen.
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[Kat. gadgets null-eins ]
Die Zukunft des TV-Journalismus
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[Kat. null-eins glotzophon ]